Do you listen to BTS?
Do you like kebabs?
I do! But I have never had them the Turkish way. I would like to though!
Do you have a boyfriend?
No, I do not.
Follow-up: Are you a lesbian?
No, I am not. You don’t need to have a boyfriend ladies! It’s okay to be single!
Can I touch your hair?
Yes, but only you, because you asked.
What is your favorite videogame?
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Do you play FIFA?
I don’t play FIFA, I’m not good at sports games.
Do you like Death Note?
No, because in the first episode Light tells you the entire plot! “I will use this death note to do X, Y, and Z, IN THAT ORDER!”
What’s your favorite Pokemon?
Snorlax. He sleeps and eats. I sleep and eat.
What do you think about what Pewdiepie said?
[I know you just asked me this because Pewdiepie, a Swedish man who plays videogames for money online, said ‘Nigger’ live, but he’s also one of those white men who likes to dress up like a Nazi for laughs, despite the fact that thousands of people died due to those images and the ramifications of the Holocaust are being felt generations afterwards…. but since you asked….!!!!]
I think Pewdiepie’s racist. I don’t like him, I don’t like his videos, I don’t like his humor.
But it was just a comment!
Thoughts become actions. Next question.
Biggie or Tupac?
I grew up in a Biggie family. I’m a Biggie fan. He’s the illest.
Do you like Donald Trump?
Nope, nor did I vote for him.
This has been, ‘Questions My Students Have Asked Me and My Answers, Part One!”
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